Общение дяди-доктора с девочкой (Я плакал)))

- And this is my office.
- What do you do?
- I am a doctor for women.
- What do you do with them?
- I deliver their babies.
- Deliver?
- When the woman has the baby inside of her, then I go in and I take it out.
- No you don’t. Everybody knows that the stork brings the baby.
- Who told you that?
- My daddy.
- Okay. Well, the stork puts the baby inside of the mother... and then I go in and I take it out.
- Ah aah. The stork brings the baby to the hospital and drops it in the bassinet.
- So you say that the baby is not inside the mummy?
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Then why is it that the mother gets real big?
- Because she eats a lot of food.
- Now let me get this straight. You say that the stork carries over, puts the baby in the bassinet, and the mother is real big because she eats a lot of food?
- You got it.
- I see. Well, then why is it that the mother has to go to the hospital?
- The stork brings the baby to the hospital, drops it in the bassinet. The mummy goes to the hospital and gets it.
- If the stork does all that, why doesn’t the stork just bring it to the mummy’s house?
- Because it’s too far. His wings will get tired.
- Where does the stork get the babies from?
- Heaven.
- Okay. There is a zillion skillion babies in Heaven. How does the stork know what baby goes with what mother?
- They are in a line. You know like you go to the baker and get a number.
- Why when I put my hand on the mother I can feel things moving all around?
- That’s not a baby.
- What is it?
- Gas.
- Well thank you for explaining it to me.
- You’re welcome, but you still didn’t tell me what you do.
- I’m in charge of gas.